IDYLLIC LIVING IN AN ISLAND PARADISE

By Howard Morseburg Jr.    Fidellacucaracha      Blog

         

Somewhere down in the Caribbean lies a beautiful island that is surrounded by azure seas...where, the whispering waves roll in gently to the shore, with smooth white sandy beaches that tempt one to shed clothes and wade into these lovely waters; the sun shines on this tropical wonderland, and plants, fruits and trees of all kinds flourish in the rich soil; the balmy breezes blow gently in the evening, and the sounds of beautiful rhythmic music drift o'er the land...calling us to dance through the night.
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On this lovely island are found a gentle and kindly people, who live idyllic lives in a land of plenty, and all day long the odors of fine family cooking drift from each house as you walk down the street and tempt the stranger to knock upon the door just that he may have a sight of these delicious foods, prepared from the recipes discovered by
There no one is poor nor is anyone less poor nor more wealthy than his neighbor, there brotherly love and harmony reign, and strangers stop to speak kind words to a beautiful child, or to ask directions of the courteous Islanders. There, there is to be found no class nor race distinction nor is anyone treated less well than another, and neither education nor medical assistance is denied to a single inhabitant. There the words freedom, justice and equality have a special significance and on that island every citizen honors and respects that special word: Equality. Equality. Equality. It beats in the heart of every man, woman and child on that island. It is on the tongue and carried by the wind, Equality. Equality. And there, while freedom of every type is gifted to every inhabitant, because happiness prevails within the heart, it is seldom ever in t heir minds.
  
HOSPITALITY AGENTS
On every block in the cities is an appointed a Hospitality Agent, a person who graciously greets both local visitors and strangers to make them feel welcome in this Island paradise, and who then proceeds to make all the necessary arrangements for their comfort and well-being. These Hospitality Agents take notes on visitors and neighbors preferences so that the government can be more fully informed about their needs, sort of like a poll taken on a daily basis. Response is almost always immediately forthcoming, a most rewarding experience for both these agents and those who dwell
  
rigid examinations designed to find the ones with the best manners and personalities are selected for these exalted positions. Then they are most carefully trained so that they can help to bring harmony to the areas in which they perform their duties.
  
THE JOYS OF EDUCATION
It is in this paradise where the scholarly and the educated thrive, where no jealousies are found and teachers and students share a desire for learning and team together to see that no child is left behind.
  
"It takes a village to raise a child, no, it takes the State to raise a child!" is the motto for the ultimate in educational systems in this Paradise on Earth.
  
Every child is owned by the State, and as the guardian of the children it provides for their care in all aspects. The children, in turn, often volunteer to help out their guardian parent by doing work in the fields, such as cutting sugar cane, and sing joyfully as they perform this labor. This, they do freely, without payment; they consider this as their sacred duty and obligation.
  
He sees to it that his people are well fed, and as a father or mother would, he often demonstrates how to use the Island's cookware, instructs them on home maintenance, sees to it that the stores are well stocked with modern conveniences for their homes, urges the farmers to bring to market nothing but the best from their little acreage provided by the government, and he personally follows through upon any complaint that someone does not have a proper dwelling, or lacks the basic necessities, or lacks health care. He supervises the building of new clinics in the most remote of villages, staffed by highly competent technicians, gleaming instruments in spotless modern facilities.
  
HUMANITARIAN IDEALS SET EXAMPLE FOR WORLD IN PRISON SYSTEM
Even the prisons are said to house inmates under the most orderly, sanitary and humane conditions to be found anywhere in the world today. solid and upstanding citizens, using the most modern forms of treatment in all areas of discipline.
The prisoners themselves gently enforce upon each other an attitude of respect for their guards, so as not to disturb the sanguine atmosphere that pervades their surroundings, and they often refer to this period in their lives as their University Years. They are so popular on the Island that the plans call for a continualconstruction program over the next ten years in order to satisfy the demands of the citizens in different locales. The Island's Librarians even take their sabbaticals in some of these prisons, in order to understand the criminal mind better, so that they can assist in their reformation.
  
The present leader is working diligently on other problems as well, most of them left behind by his predecessor, such as deteriorating buildings, sewerage system, and neglected streets.
  
Also, there on that island lives the aged and bearded ruler, the noted genius who has led his people to this state of eternal paradise and through loving talks has taught them how to live in harmony with nature and with each other. As a loving father or grandfather would, he speaks to them almost daily over the lone TV Channel on that Island, for why would want anyone to interfere with this careful guidance from one who is blessed with such divine wisdom? It is a tribute to his wisdom that his people have unanimously demanded that he and no other lead them, and they have kept him in office for almost fifty years, a tribute to the quality of the man and his ability to set goals, to achieve results and to resolve all problems as no other leader has ever done.
  
He is the one who is also known as the La Cucaracha Grande, the father of all the children living there, a wise old man who is noted world-wide for his benevolence, and for the kindness and generosity that he bestows upon his people, like one of the great kings in ancient times who ruled with a gentle and loving hand over their kingdoms. His peaceful ways, his skills at diplomacy, and his wisdom are admired from from the top-most way across thousands of miles between his kingdom and another fantasy-land, one in the distant paradise of California and known as Hollywood.
 
That island as I've described it, my dear readers, is a myth, a myth that exists only in the minds of Fidel, La Cucaracha Grande, and the great unwashed multitudes of American and European a clan of ignoramuses that seem to multiply as rapidly as lemmings. This mythological island was once the proud and independent nation of Cuba. Also mythology, another invention of the socialist propagandists, an ego-centric is maniac whose Utopian dreams have impoverished and enslaved an entire Nation.